Smash-me doll

If I could have a smash-me-something doll… I think I would have a smash-me-boss doll. I won’t name her name, just in case, but she is currently my biggest source of frustration. She treats my fellow employees and I like we have no idea what we’re doing, when in actuality she doesn’t know many of the basic things she should. Or maybe she does, but decides to change her mind about what’s the right way when it makes her look like the better one. That’s something she does pretty often. Many people have issues with their bosses, but I usually get along with most of mine. Most of the store has the same problem with her, so I don’t think it's just me. I bet the doll would sell pretty well among my coworkers.